Top Ten Leading Ladies
#8: Megara (Hercules) 

Obviously love, you’ve never been a teacher.

There is no enjoyin’ life when there’s kids tryin’ to pronounce interessant in your presence for ‘ours at a time.

…That’s the least sexy way anyone’s ever propositioned me. And I’ve been alive through 700-odd years of brutally sexist chat-up lines.

Only a couple of blokes in town. Surprisin’ ‘ow many people on an island can’t swim, ain’t it?

Was that the option? A face or a sense o’umour?

No man’s capable of multi-taskin’, love. Can’t be Earth and ‘eaven at the same time.

Then you’ve got yourself one of those everyone’s a winner machines, ‘aven’t ya love?

Though t’be ‘onest… rather ‘ave one of them troll doll things.

g-r-e-c-i-a-n:

Intertwined in love.

tar-clio:

or his bf. 

MEGARA BEGS TO DIFFER

Torchwood - 2.11 - Adrift